She used to only do tiny burps during the day occasionally and say 'sorry' as if she just committed a terrible crime and never farted, but always as she is going to sleep at night she would let go loads of silent but deadly's that stunk so bad I felt like my skin had no choice but to absorb them. The residue seemed to linger for about an hour after she would finish and I am sure she was awake for at least some of this.
I said NOTHING and just laid there eyes closed enjoying the smell and getting secretly turned on! It drove me especially crazy sometimes as she had some body on her and was quite frankly, beautiful.
Occasionally she would blurt out these really long loud rich and resonant sounding farts when she was actually asleep and I would sneak under the covers and just sniff her bottom for a minute or so. I guess she just held them always in during the day and they had to come out sometime!
So very cute! Whoelse is crafty ;)
Thanks for reading, byee..