I Farted
I was in my office just working, until my rumbling tummy asked to pass some gas, I didn't want to because there were workers around, I was holding it in for a good 15 minutes until I absolutely couldn't hold it. Curse me wearing tight pants to work. I tried to make them silent, but out the went and they were as loud could be while I was farting against my will. My co-workers looked at me awkwardly and that's how it was for a while, shortly after I quit that job to focus more on college.