Am I Still Living In America

i live in the safest/whitest/most typical american town you can imagine. the other night there was a very bad car accident out front of my house which caused the power to be knocked out for a few hours, i went outside to assist the driver, he was drunk and an on duty taxi cab driver, oh wait he must have a concussion i cant understand him, oh nevermind he doesnt speak english, and is acting a little eratic. Cops show up and the spectator crowd now on my front lawn, ******* ********, i approach them to tell them to get off of my wet lawn your ******* it up, and of course about 8 out of 10 didnt speak english. Where the **** have you been hiding we are no where near the border, how did you become citizens, where is INS when you need them.

I can walk 2 blocks in any direction from my apt and not see anyone who can speak english