One X But Cute $200.00

Eddie, wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone
and wouldn't give him the time of day.

Finally Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
"I know you're not interested in a relationship with me, but
I'll give you $100 if you just let me have sex with you."

The girl responded with an immediate and offended, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've
picked it up. I promise!"

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend.

So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
said, "He must be crazy! Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants
down and we'll be 200 bucks richer."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

20 minutes goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriend's call. Finally, after a half hour the boy-
friend calls and asks, "Well...what happened???"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had
all quarters!" Enjoy!!wink 
Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
56-60, M
Jul 22, 2010