Modern Technology And Senior Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the
back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there
again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 

'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to
himself, 'I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's
no trouble.'

So he follows them. 

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they
get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man
moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.

He thinks he has learned something about life and old age
that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering
, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their
clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
'this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their
secret is.'

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but
that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex
life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years
ago that wasn't an electric fence.’ .
Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
56-60, M
2 Responses Dec 9, 2012

Hee hee :)

LOL! that you my mtn man friend???...where've you been!?