Trivial Moment Time!!! The Slap

This gets me every time. y;know when it's dark, quiet, candles lit, he pushes you onto the bed, slides deep inside you and starts pounding away...

And all you can f*cking hear is that slapping noise?!
It's the only thing that really gets to me every time I've ever had sex. That God damn ball-slap. It can get so bad sometimes when guys get a bit carried away that I have to struggle not to giggle!

I suppose that Fo-p Fo-p Fo-p noise makes me laugh so much because it's completely opposite to every romantic movie sex scene ever. There's aways beautiful music, the guy totally in love with this angelic-looking girl, a gorgeous lighting, not even a tiny bit of ball-slap. I suppose movies really take away that gross, kinda funny part of sex.

The media portrays sex (in SOME films, particularly Roms/Rom-Coms/Dramas) to be such an erotic, intimate experience. It's every virgin girls dream (in a generalist sense) to have their virginity taken in such a beautiful way. Then here comes the real thing and it's just some guy with a weird facial expression and a lot of odd ball-slapping.

Thinking this deep into it is probably why I don't get laid a lot.