Extreme Perkyness Kills !

I am so happy to have found this group. Rachel Ray is fingernails on a chalkboard to my ears. She is about to explode with perky. Those 30 minute meals are 30 minutes after the 2 hour prep time and clean up. She's a Perky fraud. I feel so much better. And don't get me started on Paula Deen !! I'm so happy that Julia isn't here to see this. It'd kill her.
Oddandsingular Oddandsingular
56-60, F
8 Responses Feb 25, 2011

I like perky

She seems to be full of herself. They did a spoof on her on Saturday Night Live and it was hilarious.

Damn! I missed that. Maybe I can youtube it.

it was back when Rachel Ray was known to drink a bit in public

LOL! That is funny. Perky people aren't suppose to drink in public...it's a law!

Racheal Ray, Kelly Rippa, Kathy Lee Gifford, they all remind me of former cheerleaders from hell, on crack.

That is hilarious because it's TRUE!!!!!!

I just don't like her voice

Have you caught David Rocco? Everything Rachael does, he doesn't. He doesn't yap on and on. He doesn't make a big deal about getting his ingredients together. He's cute and personable, I believe the show is shot in Italy and he makes some really unusual Italian food. I don't think I've ever seen him measure anything, but don't hold me to that. He's on the cooking channel. Try it, you'll like it.

Thank you all for the very, very funny comments. What a hoot! "EVOO" Makes me homicidal !

what about a weeks worth in 30 minutes? sounds like the fr<x>amework of a conjugal visit

Oh my God, I've found my group! You've no doubt noticed some of the cooking personalities were showing a lot of cleavage. All of a sudden, Rachael began showing boobs. I don't know how she managed it, probably Victoria's Secret. I've heard, among college kids, they have a group experience; for example, every time she says like 'EVOO', they drink a shot. I can't stand that she says 'EVOO" and then proceeds to say 'extra virgin olive oil.' Now that I'm on a roll, would it kill her to make two trips to the refrigerator, and/or have the ingredients out on the counter like all the other cooks. And that phoney laugh! Okay, I feel better. Time for a hot fudge sundae.

Ha! That wouldn't surprise me at all. Have you noticed lately that she's not quite as "perky" as she once was? She might crash and burn.