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Rawr! Wisdom Older Than The Dinosaurs

"If I were wrong, one would have been enough"
Response to a Nazi pamphlet entitled "100 Authors against Einstein"

-Albert Einstein

"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes"

-Stanley Kubrick

"Do not hang a man and be surprised at his reaction."

-Steve Aylett, Toxicology

"Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter."

-Steve Aylett, Shamanspace

"The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer."

-Steve Aylett

"A crime archaeologist recently excavated a heist preserved in the Pompei lava flow. The crook is aiming a spear at a shopkeeper, who is loading loaves into a bag. The shopkeeper’s expression is no less or more surprised than those of today in similar circumstances - nothing has been learned in the intervening years."

-Steve Aylett, Slaughtermatic

"the average legislator is driven by the desire to cool his molten ignorance into some lasting obstacle"

-Steve Aylett, Slaughtermatic

"Life and death have equal authority in nature. When laws contradict so fundamentally they cause mere confusion in the average soul."

-Steve Aylett, Slaughtermatic

"Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog’s repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people’s earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive."

-Steve Aylett, Slaughtermatic

"…before you leave this place I will prepare for you my Millionaire in Limousine: steaming roasted loin of venture capitalist slow-braised in Madeira, served on a bed of squid-ink cabbage poached with chestnuts and Lardons Millionaires. You’ve never had anything like it. I also insist you try my Aspic Sweetbreads of Heiress Dissolu, molded in a swine’s head terrine and tiaraed with clove and apple. So light and delicate, you’d think it’s made of perfumed dreams."
-The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living

"You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves"

-Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill

 


 









"If you're going through hell, keep going."

-Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill

"A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal."

-Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill 

"DARE to keep the cops off donuts"
-Unknown



 




christfukk christfukk 26-30, F Sep 13, 2012

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