At Work On Casual Friday

Rummaging in the bottom cabinet for a plastic spoon wearing lowrise jeans. I thought the coast was clear, and I really needed a spoon. Then a guy said my name behind me. He is one of those very mellow fellows that says things like "How you doin" in a deep voice. I shot up. Said hello. Almost made a crack about my crack, but then chickened out.  But I bet I made his day.