Douche Of The Day #19

todays douche of the day is probably the biggest douche in all of existance ever. satan. i mean seriously how douchier do you get than him? i mean he starts our by having a hissy fit because really likes humans a lot and doesn't like how he's not getting all the attention anymore. so the big baby tries to start a rebellion against his creator only to get his *** kicked by Micheal and sent down to hell. does he stop there? nooooooo. he then tries to corrupt every single soul he sees just cause he doesn't like us for taking away his spotlight. you know how in little nicky he shoves a pineapple up hitlers a$$? he should do that to himself as well. freaken pu$$y would probably like that i bet. and you know what he's gonna do in return for this story? probably cry tears or **** or something ghey like that.
CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
22-25, M
1 Response Dec 7, 2012

Yeah, he's a loser. He's lost the ******* war already, and he still insists on trying to take everyone down with him... sad douche indeed.