"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
~ some random person

Well, i suppose that's true. Might as well have fun and laugh, right? I for one, welcome that beautiful oblivion. No more masks. No more jester. Nada. Making people laugh is SERIOUS business peoplez.

I'm tired. And, honestly?............. I'm bored. I don't care. Do whatever you want.

How many jokes and sarcastic comments can you possibly make about people that continue to discuss/argue over politics? sexual orientation? men vs women? conspiracy theories? religion? money? clothing?race?office drama?diapers?fetishes? trolls? racism? music listened to? friends on Facebook?not liking Facebook? Jenkhem? pot? Heroin? Speed? meth? <-----if you want to use drugs- i really dont care. really. Just stfu.
Justin Feckin Bieber? Kirsten-*******-trampire-Stewart? skinny jeans? pedos? Incarnated Angels.....? wtf?
Obamacare? George Bush and his pervy smirk? <------he has a pervy smile and you cant argue that.

I will make fun of everything and anything.

oh and the Love topic.....oh love.....arent you the most fickle and idealized ***** to ever walk the land?

Cant wait for complete oblivion......... im running out of comments.

EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
31-35, F
8 Responses Aug 31, 2012

p.s. jokes about jenkem... there are never enough

*whispers* oh i know..... but, i had to throw that in *cough*

Did you know what is was???

i didnt know what it was til you explained it to me...... D:

I didn't know until chocolate rain made me realize what a sick world we live in.... Sniffing poop gas? Seriously was there no one that could lend them some meth or goodness even spray paint? What's the world coming to!

i know! wtf? what happened to huffing glue? or lysol? or just normal chugging of cough syrup? im scared. really scared. this world is going to hell and its stinky. poop gas should NEVER be a topic let alone some new drug

I'm sad because jenkem was actually just An IRL troll and didn't exist but a sheriff found info on it and thought it was real and then mainstream media picked up on it...until then jenkem didn't really exist but after the publicity kids wanted to "try it" and it became real.

you see what the media does? do you seeeee? now we've got a gas problem and im scared to take a #2. what happens when i finally go camping and have to take a **** in the forest? some kid is gonna wait to pick up my poop! thats too much pressure. Im constipated just thinking about it.

Ediez you better not be giving that "sheet" up for free... ah nah... we will be pooping in baggies for now on and charging the going rate... hey we wanna giggle but, we ain't stupid ...we have bills to pay!!!!!

i just explained to my bro what Jenkem is because i cant stop giggling. He is disgusted at us both. and fukk yeah we got bills to pay! but i cant perform under pressure. so no #2 unless im relaxed

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Best music video for a song EVAH! My plan is to make sure that before the black hole swallows us all whole, that i have fully made myself giggle at every chance possible. I mean it is SERIOUS BUSINESS... but does it get boring? yeah sometimes it does... but, just when you think you've seen it all and said it all..... this happens<br />
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or this <br />
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and it gives me the will to go on

lmfaoooooooooooo jeebus...... its great to be alive!

Until we ARE the people in those photos we are obligated to love and giggle at the people in those photos ... I think greenmail diaper might enjoy those pictures for the fashion tips.

just promise me that when i start being one of those people you'll become one too. Oh jeebus, green.....*sigh*

I will nevah leave your side ... We shall make the journey into insanity, then criminal insanity and finally hell together !!!! And we will giggle the whole way!

&lt;3 i think thats the sweetest thing i've ever heard

Also I promise that no matter what happens I won't let you succumb to the temptations of jenkem

D: just hold my hand and shove some nyquil down my throat. NO JENKEM!!!!!!

laughing so hard...that makes me violently happy...

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I spent many years living in oblivion, trust me it's overrated.

That's a cute thong. Can I have it?

Reading your rants makes coming on EP worthwhile.

lmao glad you enjoy them.

They brighten up my day everytime. *giggles*


GREAT SONG! you rockkkkkkkk

im ignoring the rest because i want to lol .... i am waiting as well my dear...waiting ... "rendevous then i'm through with you'

Agreed! I'd never heard this before. I've added it to my Spotify &amp; listened to it like six times since. :)

never heard this before? really?!

I know this feeling all too well. :( <br />
Finding distractions is key. <br />
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*gifts Ediez a blender*

All just passing time till it's finally time.

*sigh* just waiting Coppy........just waiting.....