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Xmas in Zenville is awkward to say the least. There's always a fight. There's always some child biting random people and of course we have my drunk uncle that always tops me in drunken antics. Which i shouldnt complain about because sitting in the same room with him, no one notices how trashed i am. Except for my brother who always pulls me aside after i make an inappropriate joke or yell out to random family member "You're such a ****. I'm going to slap you so hard your balls will finally drop"
^^^^Yes, i actually did say that.
My bro can always tell im hammered. Usually its due to the fact that i randomly show up wearing yoga pants and a sweat shirt that doesnt match. Hair in a messy bun and wearing sunglasses at 5pm. My eyes are sensitive tho so ......yeah.
Him: *spitting venom with his eyes*"what the fukk? how much did you drink?"
Me: *doe eyes* "i havent drankz anything!" *hugs him*
No matter how much i complain, half the time i end up having fun with them. Some of them......
Carry on now. And please watch Hannah *puts on sunglasses*
^^^^Yes, i actually did say that.
My bro can always tell im hammered. Usually its due to the fact that i randomly show up wearing yoga pants and a sweat shirt that doesnt match. Hair in a messy bun and wearing sunglasses at 5pm. My eyes are sensitive tho so ......yeah.
Him: *spitting venom with his eyes*"what the fukk? how much did you drink?"
Me: *doe eyes* "i havent drankz anything!" *hugs him*
No matter how much i complain, half the time i end up having fun with them. Some of them......
Carry on now. And please watch Hannah *puts on sunglasses*
By:
EdieQuinnz
Age:
31-35
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Female
