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OMG!!! Pro-choice Donuts Threaten Western Civilization

Yes it's true folks.... there are some weirdos out there who believe that free donuts next Tuesday are a threat to Western Civilization!

It's like this.... Krispy Kreme Donuts... (clearly a terrorist organization if there ever was one!), plans to give out free donuts on Inauguration Day... next Tuesday.  One might think, "Oh, what a nice gesture!"  Indeed, the organization itself says:

"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be."

You might think that the "choice" they are referring to is our choice of political candidates and parties.  But not the savvy folks at the American Life League (they are the happy, jolly bunch that also believes that "The Pill Kills") who believe that this is all just a clever way of killing babies.  They say:

"The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand – including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20. ... Celebrating his inauguration with "Freedom of Choice" doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it's disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy."

More bizarre proof that idiocy is still alive and well in the USA despite our new President and Congress.

Oh, my God!

 

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 26 Responses Jan 16, 2009

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Great post. This type of ridiculous insanity is funny, I agree, but it's also terrifying. This kind of radical thinking has caused chaos throughout the ages. I'm without words to be honest. Frickin unreal.

It was a terrorist plot. The idea was to use the free donuts to keep the cops busy while they did their terrorist things.

Heh, heh, heh,... love the sentiment, newdaydog, love it!

Sign me up for some Boston Cream donut **** from Krispy Kreme please! Later one of these wingnut cretins can use the plastic bag it came in to ease his passage to the great pie in the sky factory.

I might have to agree with you there, Serena. The one and only Krispy Kreme anywhere near my home has been long gone.

No. . .the true tragedy of the Krispy Kreme free doughnuts fiasco is that there is not a kripsy kreme anywhere near me!

Are we talking about donut ****?!

WTF? You're ewwwing about a woman's va-jay-jay? What's happened to you today?

It isn't jelly ewwwwww

Ha, ha, ruthdoll, you may be on to something... a little jellyroll would scare most of those cretins right off!

Don't know whether to be hungry or horny. Then again, why choose?

Wow..... free doughnuts are clearly of the devil then. <br />
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With all this row v wade talk we should clearly not mention the resemblence of the doughnut to a hot sticky warm place with a hole.

Ha, ha, I don't know! But then goodness hasn't had a lot to do with my life!

What's wrong with Oh, My, Goodness???? (Not that I have much....)

The only offensive thing in your last remark was the "G"

Not as long as you don't get the free donuts, stay off the pill and don't say the word "choice." OMG! I just said it again!

No babies were harmed in the making of my rant.<br />
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I emotionally scarred many, but the fundies dont care about the quality of life, so they won't mind....

BUT -- how many babies did you kill with that donut rant?

Damn those donut slinging terrorists and their horrific vile ways of slinging calories on on people. i think they are trying to break the diet cycle that is typical this time of year as a result of new years resolutions. they are attempting to "break the seal" on diets so the tide of donuts flows once again. if the donuts flow the rest of the economy will recover...crap, so now that make KK patriots..... <br />
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jeez im all confused now. i was on a good rant and look what happened.... <br />
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i ranted myself full circle :D

Any mention of any choice means we are pro-abortion! Okaaaaaay!<br />
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choice choice choice choice choice choice choice choice choice<br />
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I think I may have just given some of those right-wing nuts a heart attack!

What did they do to commemorate W's election? Hand out cowpies if you said "I'm with stupid?"

ha ha ha

Krispies are good, but they're not that good. I'd give up just about anything to live in a rational society.

You Brits get free coffee instead. From krispykreme.co.uk:<br />
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To celebrate the upcoming inauguration of the 44th President of the United States of America, we are treating our customers on this side of the pond to a Free Americano!<br />
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From Monday 12th - 16th January 2009, leading up to President-elect Barack Obama's inauguration on the 20th January, customers can visit our stores and live the "Americano dream" with a complimentary coffee.<br />
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Simply visit one of our participating stores and declare "Yes We Can" to a member of our team to receive your coffee. With coffee as good as our doughnuts, while there why not treat yourself to a Cinnamon Bun, our feature doughnut for January! "<br />
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But I guess the coffee doesn't kill babies....

Hah! As if! You and I are so clearly baby-murderers and the goddess-only-knows what else that we are clearly beyond help. (You don't have to live with these creatures....)

Progress is slow when we're bogged down with so much ignorant dead weight.