Man Crazy For Seafood

Man faces court date after trying to return crustacean to grocery   By BOB GARDINIER, Staff writer
First published: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 AMSTERDAM A hungry supermarket shopper claimed his lobster was bad, but deputies said it was all a shell game.

Walter U. Tessier of Division Street walked into the Price Chopper on Saturday with a lobster in hand saying he wanted to return it because ''it was bad,'' Montgomery County sheriff's deputies said.

Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together, deputies said.

When confronted, the man with a passion for seafood ran from the store with the bag of crab legs in hand, they said.

Deputies said they caught up with him at his home only to discover that he had already eaten the crab legs.

Tessier was charged with petit larceny and given an appearance ticket to return to court at a later date.


CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
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4 Responses Jan 20, 2009

Sad thing is, the store employee is just as idiotic. When one cooks a lobster, it turns bright red. When a lobster is fresh and alive, it's brown and blue. You can't just exchange an already cooked lobster for something else!!

ha ha ha thats funny!!!

Sad thing about this story is that it happened about 20 minutes from where I live. Stupid, stupid man. And stupid, stupid store workers.

I can kind of see you doing that!!