Caffeine Is My Special Friend.

Caffeine Is my shepherd, I shall not sleep.
It leadest me to stay awake in dark places.
It leadest me to urinate frequently in still toilets.
It restores my soul, and gives me the feeling of alertness.
...Though I walk alone in dark places, I will -OH HOLY CRAP!- be easily startled, but will fear no evil...For the caffeine is with me...
You prepare a cuppa for me in the presence of strangers in the convenience store, you anoint my head with the aroma, my cup runneth over until I put the little plastic cover on it...
Surely coffee and tea will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the house of Caffeine forever.

hylierandom hylierandom
6 Responses Jan 18, 2013

I lead<br />
Thou leadest<br />
He/she/it leadeth<br />
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...Sorry, pet peeve of mine :P<br />
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More on-topic, I tried Turkish coffee for the first time recently. Really fine-ground beans boiled directly in the water in a little copper pot with lots of sugar. Tastes looovely.

Eth's been a long time since I subjected myself to the King James Bible...
Turkish coffee is AWESOME!

You know, I was having a crappy night, but then I read this and felt better. Praise the coffee maker! Lol

You who drink the juice of joe, be thee lessened of thy woe.

Though shalt not unequally cream thy cup, but instead brew it up to be good and righteous as a sweet taste unto the coffe lord. Amen, even so come caffeine.

Cool. I too am a complete coffee freak - loved it from the first time I smelled it as a baby

;) I do think caffeine is a gift from God! Thanks for sharing.

Hy hyierandom,got in to bloggs suddenly,about married men and married women,with new love, so many things emotions &needs to be happy in life and partners we live with,liked you comment,and I almost share the same in my life,One can easly say to others that my partener has cancer or other sickness,there are no tabos there.But the worse desease a partner can have to asexualty or being frigid who you so much love and she is unable or handicaped to give joy of huging, or loving words,or sex.It is easy to see handicaped people with no legs,no finger,or blind but who have so much love plus emotional loveing and sex with fun to offer & to consume.It very hard to to tell that your partner need no love and sex,no one with healthy minds try to realise there are many women who are handcaped to love and love making,espacially have no loving word for thier partner,It is so sad,All the people just blame loving and hard working man,who want to love this sexless or asexuall or frigid woman who they admired so much,espacilly before marriage or before living to gather.This secretly asexual women try to be holy or fake Christians,before marring they seem promising &assure the good gulable inocentmen ,they as women will funtion normal and normal loving and healthy sextual realation after they get married,,soon these men realise they got traped and cheated by a fake moralist selfish woman.This woman has never made a man or Any man happy before marriage And she will never will in future,She simply wanted securety,She marries because others get married,Even it is empty marriage where she is handicaped to give love and get love,She was either born with sexual disoders or sextual handicapedness or got misused in early childhood,But she will never confess,never feel guilt,would never say sorry, sorry for her unablity of give & take of love,She will never enjoys marital fun&wil never allow her man to enjoy out side marriage,For such women sex is unholy & sin,No one while upbringing corected them,Tho they cook food or capable to have children,but that is not happy marriage.Then such cold asexual women only concentrate on children to team or bring them up against hard working loving father.It sad when men or espacially Women get in marriage being hancaped to love and normal sex,because they were born that way,or never had sex in thier lives,but probably got only raped or because their hormonal disfuntion,&beside they were brought with christian moral beliefs to ruin thier lives and ruin the lives of kind men they met.

Okay... I do talk about that elsewhere on this site...Not this forum though...

This is still on the subject of coffee, right?

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadows of the dull and bereft
I shall not yawn.."

Dang, I wish I'd thought of that...