Not For Married Couples

I know we both are not but still sharing....Good One reach & Laugh.....LOL

1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish
you had ordered that.

2. Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

3. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight

4. Wife: Daling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

5. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

6. It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives!

7. A man who surrenders=when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders
when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a

8. If u r married please ignore this msg.

9. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

10. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage

11. Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark
jaye to homely feel kare....

12. Why do the Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately.... Sweetheart U R Dead

13. Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

14. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

15. Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

16. Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
smthshekar smthshekar
26-30, M
Jan 8, 2013