Smile Cost You Nothing ... So Keep Smiling

> SARDARJI Is Back>
-------and how?
> Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
> Friend:
> Why?
> Sardar: Got upper berth.
> Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
> Sardar: Oye! There was
> nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
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> A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
> After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
> You know why?
> Form said:'Fill Up In Capital.'.
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> Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
> Why?
> Because his doctor advised him:
> 'Today's dinner should be light !'
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> One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
> You know why?
> Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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> Santa! Your daughter has died!
> Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
> At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
> At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
> At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
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> On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
> 'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
> He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone number?'
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> Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
> What will come first, chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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> A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
> All were busy writing except one Sardarji
> He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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> What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
> He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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> Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
> They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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> Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
> Sardar: Drink quickly.
> Wife: Why?
> Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
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> Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
> Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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> Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
> Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
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> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
> Man says 'Chin Yu Yan' and dies.
> Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
> It is 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!'
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> Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
> Wife:
> What you are doing?
> Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping
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> Smile is an inexpensive way to improve ur looks......:Its purely a Joke, and not to offend any body.
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Jan 8, 2013