Sex Slang ..

Thinking of all the funny ways of saying sex, without using that word...

Sheet hockey

Laying pipe

Bumping uglies

What else??
soleilbaby soleilbaby
36-40, F
28 Responses Feb 15, 2010

As long as it does winky.

parking the limo in the garage

Make a deposit (of *****/ ***/ love juice).


LOL....! havent heard of some of those in forever!!

Ride the baloney pony ;-)

Deep Sea Fishin

Hot Beef Injection

The Horizontal Monkey Mambo

Forraging for Cherries

Smashing *******.

..playing leap frog...(there's even a little song that goes with it..;))<br />
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...Hi hon! long time no see! xox - SGR

those are totally funny Sole. guys are funny..!<br />
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Ok, just hanging here with my friend...and the movie I was referring to was Grumpy Old Men. So, You-tubed the outtakes....some were.....<br />
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Bringing the log to the<br />
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Putting the hot dog into the bun....<br />
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Poking the hole in the donut...(my friends addtion!)and her other..<br />
Glazing the<br />
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Taking the skinboat to tuna town...<br />
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Riding the bologna pony.....<br />
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Has anyone said "Making Woopee"?<br />
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(((Pix))) When I read your "Washing your winky in my kitchen sinky hehehe! " I literally laughed out loud. You are so funny. (((Pix)))

Lol...Pix! I heard one that that before..! <br />
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Remember the movie Dirty Old Men?? At the end of it, one of the main character' father,was going through this whole list of was sooooo funny. Have to rent it,and see what they were...<br />
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Hiding the salami....hehe....

me + you = love divide the legs and lets multiply<br />
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Lol....josie! I love it!<br />
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Pix, you are witty!..per usual..=)<br />
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Ptman..your a crack up! Everybody knows you didn't mean pix.....!

i know, i didn't mean to imply that it was Pix.<br />

Mattress Dance.

My winky isn't stinky! hehehe!

or is it making my winky stinky in your winky?

LOL Laying Pipe...that's great!!! ;-)<br />
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Let's see,...<br />
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Washing your winky in my kitchen sinky hehehe!

dam soleilbaby, my mind went blank. don't worry i will bounce back. lol

Lol....<br />
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Hooking up...

Quality Time????

Unclogging the pipes

doing the nasty lol