Two Anything

I don't drink beer but give me two of any alcoholic beverage and I'm a goner! I never drank when I was younger. I didn't go to college right away so I didn't get into the party scene. I tend to be the overly responsible designated driver. I have had maybe a couple times where I drank a little too much. One time was very memorable. I was about 29 years old. I was a single parent to a toddler at the time. Since I never had much time to socialize my Mom offered to watch my daughter for me on New Years Eve. I was invited to a party at my cousin's house. They had two blenders going full force with every drink concoction you could imagine! All of which tasted really good and had no alcohol taste whatsoever. I lost track at 5 drinks. The next thing I knew...I woke up on their leather couch the following morning with a drool spot under my head. When I asked what happened, I got giggles and stares. After some coercing, I finally found out what I did. It involved a lot of dancing and very little clothes! When I realized what I had done I was mortified! The first thing I thought of was what underwear did I have on? I ran to the bathroom to check. Sure enough....grandma underwear! Why didn't I break out the Victoria Secret underwear? Guess I was just happy to get out of the house and not be a Mom for one night. You can lead a Mom out of the house but you can't change her underwear!!!!