I Get a Lot of Wedgies
me, my big bro and my dad were fun wrestling in the living room as my older sister and my mum had gone out, first it was every man for himself and of course i was an easy target being the yougest at age 12, but the wedgies didnt start yet, were mainly dog pileing on eachother and attempting body locks like in wrestling, as i sed it was every man for himself, man on man...and another man. but then my 16 year old brother and my dad started pairing up and thats were it got tricky. First my dad pinned me down on my tummy and sat on my head, he then got my boxers and yanked them up! My brother handed my dad some duck tape and he taped my hands and legs together so i couldnt fight back, he then handed my boxers to my brother and he did 200 (yes 200!!) painful lifts. He then dragged me to the bathroom at first he was gonna give me a swirlie, but my dad sed he couldnt because our mum would realise sumthing was going on when she got back. So he instead handed me back to my dad, he took me to my bedroom and hung me on a coat hook on the back of my door, they left me there for a lil while, then my bro came back, took me of the hook and started swinging me around untill my boxers finally snapped, a very painful experiance!
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