My Parents Give Me A Extreme Wedgie!!!
Ok so my parents and I joke around, and it all started when I was 10 years old. When I was 10 my mom and dad had to move to separate homes because of my brother and I (yeah that's hard to explain). So being stupid I decided to throw rocks at my mother (I had a rock collection). In return she gave me a small wedgie, which was my first wedgie ever so I had a "What in the world did you just do to me?!" look on my face. But now since I'm older, it's a whole different game, they give me wedgies that hurt extremely bad! And not just my mother, my father too (they moved back together when I was 14). I don't mind though, because I do the same to them.
So today my parents wanted to "hang out" with me. They were trying to make my sister and I get along (we're triplets), because of this huge fight we got into earlier. They took us out to eat, and did some other stuff, which was pretty fun. But after this, that's when everything started to go wrong! So my mom told us to hug, which we most definitely didn't want to do. So then our little brother runs in (it's me, my sister, to him they're my triplets) saying he wants a hug (he's turning 37 tomorrow, he doesn't need a hug). So he tackles me and hugs me. In return I give him a noogie, and in return I receive a noogie from my parents (I'm not sure if it was my mom or my dad). Then I'm just laying on the floor until I feel my waistband pulled up. It hurt like CRAZY!!! Then my mother lifts me off the ground, and I'm suspended in mid-air. IT WAS PAINFUL!!! But I did get my revenge on them.
REVENGE!!!: So after receiving that painful wedgie, I sneak up behind my dad and yank his Calvin Klein boxers (GOD I HATE THOSE!!!), and then I run to my mom and gave her Hanes a good yank. I was happy, but before I had the chance to get away ... My mother grabs my Fruit Of The Loom (YES FRUIT OF THE LOOM, I AM A FRUIT OF THE LOOM FAN!!!) waistband, and gives me an atomic wedgie!!! THAT WAS PAINFUL!!!
But that's how my family goes ... We give each other wedgies. BUT I'M THE WEDGIE TARGET!!! I receive a wedgie everyday NO JOKE!!! My parents make sure I receive a wedgie everyday. I don't care, it's funny running away and getting revenge.