High School WedgiesHello everyone I am back. I have recently started high school and things have gotten worse. I dont get wedgies from guys though. Only girls it's the rule. Anyways through 2 weeks at my school I have gotten a total of 824 wedgies from 81 different girls. It's awful. I now go to school with my sister who's a senior and I get constant wedgies from her. So here is a typical day for me:
My sister wakes me up with an atomic wedgie every morning. I really need to get an alarm clock. I get ready and my mom always gives me a good luck wedgie before I get on the bus. My sister gives me another wedgie before we leave and tells me not to pick it. I don't until on the bus and katelyn always sees. She always moves by me and gives me tons of wedgies. She lays me on my stomach, wedgies me up to my neck, I pick it, and she grabs and hikes again. I get like fifteen huge wedgies before I get to school. When I get to school Kattie and Kayla and Bri are always waiting for me. They grab me and drag me in the locker room. They give me swirlies and bouncing wedgies but they dont give me hanging cuz that will ruin my underwear and no one else can wedgie me. After that I go to class and on the way Monica always sneaks up behind me gives me a huge bouncing wedgie pulls it over my head and throws me in a trash can. After I get out of that I go to class. During first period I girl named Hanna (sophmore) sits behind me with DD's. She grabs through the hole in the back of the chair and pulls whenever she gets bored. After first period we have a nutrition break and that's when my sister grabs me. She drags me into the locker room and gives me insane wedgies. She stands up on the toilet and gives me a huge bouncing wedgie. She will give me an atomic wedgie then a swirly. Just torture. After that I go to my next class and Alex sneaks up and gives me a whole hearted forklift wedgie. Then again Monica does the same thing (she does it every passing period) then in health the girl that sits behind me Morgan gives me a wedgie and tells me not to pick it. One time I did and I got tortured so I don't anymore. I sit through Heath like that. Then I go to biology. This girl bre always gives me a wedgie. I see Kattie and Kayla and they give me a gigantic wedgie. Then Monica does her thing. I go to class where miah sits next to me and gives me wedgies whenever she wants. After biology I go to lunch. At lunch right away these two juniors tya and Donna (who is Katties sister) drag me into the bathroom. Those wedgies r intense. Huge dropping bouncing wedgies and swirlies galore. It's horrible. After that nightmare I get another wedgie from my sister and then a big one from bri then on the way to class one from Monica. English is my last class (we have a block schedule where we have 4 blocks for twice as long) in English Erika always gives me a dangling wedgie and I get a few others from Kattie and Kayla. Then finally school is over. I get another wedgie from my sister and then one from bri then a huge one from Monica before I get on the bus. Katelyn gives me a bunch of wedgies on the bus. I get one bouncing atomic wedgie from katelyn and get off. I walk to my house. My mom gives me a welcome home wedgie. Then my sister gives me a hanging wedgie. At the end of the night my mom gives me a good night wedgie and my sister gives me one more bouncing wedgie. And that's an average day. Please comment or message me. I'm gonna be starting a new series which are fake wedgies on tv shows. Good bye.