Especially When I Have Pms

Holy ****. It's awful how easily I get annoyed. I think I have a real problem.

For instance, just little things will get me SOOO pissed off that I can feel my chest getting all tight. For example, really stupid little things such as the comments people make here. I am talking about one word comments that are repeated over and ******* over again. (I don't want to centre anyone out - it's no one in my circle anyway, so I won't say what those one word comments are..... and it won't bother me as much once the PMS is over anyway)

Also, my ******* husband is annoying the **** out of me. I swear he feigns ineptness in order to get out of doing things that he knows I like having done right. It doesn't take a ******* brain surgeon to fill the dish-washer properly, but he will still do it like a retard. Also, I can't stand when things are done half assed. It ****** me off to no end. Last night it was his turn to clean up the kitchen after dinner since I did every thing else that day. Do you think he can even do that right? NO. It's not done when there is still **** on the counters and dishes "soaking" in the sink. Use some ******* elbow grease and scrub them!!!

Then there is my son. I love the little **** to death, but if he pokes me repeatedly one more time I swear I will go bat-**** crazy.

Ok, I just needed to rant. Time to go get a beverage of the alcoholic nature now.
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14 Responses Apr 25, 2011

Obviously you just need a good f*cking...<br />
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And I just have to say I've lived with the queen of pms for 18 yrs and I am totally kidding... totally, completely... hell, just forget I ever said it... want chocolate? A drink? A nice meal out? Ahhhhhhhhh!

I gotta say, having a hysterectomy was one of the best things I've ever done, even if it did spark a rumor that I might be sane. My ex-husband deserves a prize in the Inept Husband category--his favorite thing to do was scoop the cat poop out of the litter box, dump it in the toilet, and walk away without flushing it. AAAARRGGHHHHHH!

would it irritate you if i just said<br />
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Shhhh...Tolerance. take a deep drink of your cocktail and find your happy place..OMmmmmmmmm<br />
There. doesn't that feel better? Sit, kick your shoes off, and let me rub your feet. Don't worry with dinner, Darling, I'll take care of it.

I always felt like I was a clock with the main spring over-wound when I was pms'ing and at any moment I was going to go S-P-R-O-N-G-G-G-G!!!!! Everyone knew not to even look at me cross eyed. It must have been that crazed look I perfected.

A "stiff" drink you say... Hm... Freud would have a field day with this :D

My mother used to run down the hall and open and slam her door until she felt better. You could always try that.<br />
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Myself, I prefer to avoid strangers and remove the filter during that time. Somehow, nothing says "I am not in the mood for your *&@# right now!" like a low and guttural roar accompanied by EvilEyes. The words people can try and ignore, but this crosses all language barriers.

gmac, are you monitoring her cycle AND mine?? maybe it's time for a hobby...

My daughter used to be a real pain in the perverbial during that time of month but her Mother was horrific,tragically no longer with us but digress when she was late teens her Dr put her on Evening primrose tablets and now she is great with that time of month but has a daughter just coming into teens and she's now the bear with sore head,things run in familys they say TOO TRUE.<br />
Might help you don't know less you try.

Just cause I put bleach in a color load doesn't mean I am one of those guys. Wife buys color safe bleach now, damn.

Toad, have you heard guys do **** wrong on purpose to get out of doing them the next time. Thanks for the PSA on your cycle so I know when i should and shouldn't push your buttons. *gmac runs away*

*shakes fist at soaking dishes*

haha, I figured you'd get the joke *blocks slap and hands a bottle of kahlua*