I Get Turned On By Diarrhea
Ever since I went back to work in January it seems like someone has been off with stomach problems. It seems to have affected both students and staff and on many occasions I’ve picked up calls from parents who have fully described the intimate details of their child’s diarrhoea. No that I’m complaining.
In fact during the first two weeks back I seemed to spend more time covering for absent colleagues in the front office than actually in my own little office. It certainly seemed that whatever bug it was that was going round it seemed to strike with very little warning and in fact several members of staff actually came into work feeling fine but then had to go home unwell later in the day. The first time they realised they had a problem was when they suddenly had to rush to the loo.
Now the ladies loo in the admin block only has 2 cubicles, side by side and with gaps at the top and bottom of the partitions so absolutely no soundproofing whatsoever which means that you can hear everything that’s going on in the cubicle next to you. On several occasions lately I’ve happened to be in one of the cubicles whilst the other one has been occupied by someone who subsequently had to go home.
The first time I had just sat down on the loo and was beginning to pee and was trying to decide if I needed a poo or not and deciding that I thought I did when I heard someone enter the bathroom. I was then thinking about the obvious sound of having a poo that the other person would hear me.
However it was still quite a while to lunchtime and I hadn’t been that morning before work so I realised whatever I would have to go ahead and have a poo.
I suddenly realised that the person who had entered the bathroom was now entering the cubicle next to me in quite a hurry and I heard clothing being rapidly undone and she sat down rather quickly. Almost immediately I heard her fart noisily followed by what sounded like a very loose bowel movement indeed. I decided that from the sound of what I could hear she wasn’t going to be bothered by me pooing next door so started to push my own poo out. My own poo was somewhat on the soft side but nothing to what it sounded like was happening next door.
I sat there for a few moments enjoying my own poo and the sounds and smells coming from the next cubicle. After a couple of minutes I wiped up and exited my cubicle. The woman next door seemed to be still in full flow with no sign of stopping. There was quite a pungent aroma in the bathroom, a mixture of my poo and the other woman’s diarrhoea. Having washed my hands I left the bathroom not knowing who was in the other cubicle. However I found out later on when I was asked to go and help out in the main office as X had had to go home unwell.
The second time was about a week later. I had just sat myself on the loo and was aware that I definitely needed a poo. I hadn’t been for a couple of days, which is quite unusual for me but I could feel things starting to move so thought I’d better see what happened. As I started to push I could feel the end of my poo beginning to emerge slowly. It felt like it was quite hard and I thought it might take a while. Once again I heard the bathroom door open and someone rush into the other cubicle. I could hear them moaning slightly as what was obviously a very loose poo exploded into the toilet bowl.
I sat back in my cubicle and waited as my poo slowly pushed its way out whilst listening to what was going on next door. I was right about my poo being hard and it stretched my hole as it came out and whilst I normally prefer something softer it wasn’t unpleasant, although this may have been helped by what was going on around me.
I thought I heard the door to the bathroom open and thought that whoever it was was going to have a bit of a wait as I didn’t think either of us would be leaving our cubicle very soon. I wasn’t sure if someone was waiting or whether they’d just come in to put something in the bin and gone out again.
Below me a long snake of poo gradually slid down into the water and curled round the bowl. Eventually it broke off and was followed by a couple of bits of softer poo before I decided I was done and wiped up and flushed. The woman next door was still exploding into the toilet. As I flushed I thought I heard a noise from outside the cubicle and realised that someone was waiting.
As I came out of the cubicle I saw it was one of the Science staff waiting. She looked relived that a cubicle was now free and rushed in almost as I came out. Once in the cubicle she wasted no time and as I washed my hands I could hear her exploding into the loo. There was an interesting smell in the ladies to say the least.
I don’t know who the other person was as it wasn’t anyone from Admin. Any way on the Friday we had snow and school was closed. The following week it seemed like things were back to normal. I appeared to have managed to avoid the bug. However last Sunday I wasn’t so sure. Just after lunch I felt a strange feeling in my stomach and headed for the loo as a matter of urgency where what can only be described as an extremely loose poo exploded into the toilet bowl. My stomach felt a little delicate for the rest of the day but in fact I didn’t get any more loose motions.
That is until today almost a week later. I woke up this morning with an urgent need for a poo which turned out to be definitely loose. In fact I think if I’d stayed in bed any longer I probably wouldn’t have got there in time.
Since then I’ve had several more loose poos which are definitely becoming more liquid as time goes by. In fact the last one really was just a brown sludge. My stomach is making interesting noises and flipping around so I don’t think I’m finished yet.
In fact during the first two weeks back I seemed to spend more time covering for absent colleagues in the front office than actually in my own little office. It certainly seemed that whatever bug it was that was going round it seemed to strike with very little warning and in fact several members of staff actually came into work feeling fine but then had to go home unwell later in the day. The first time they realised they had a problem was when they suddenly had to rush to the loo.
Now the ladies loo in the admin block only has 2 cubicles, side by side and with gaps at the top and bottom of the partitions so absolutely no soundproofing whatsoever which means that you can hear everything that’s going on in the cubicle next to you. On several occasions lately I’ve happened to be in one of the cubicles whilst the other one has been occupied by someone who subsequently had to go home.
The first time I had just sat down on the loo and was beginning to pee and was trying to decide if I needed a poo or not and deciding that I thought I did when I heard someone enter the bathroom. I was then thinking about the obvious sound of having a poo that the other person would hear me.
However it was still quite a while to lunchtime and I hadn’t been that morning before work so I realised whatever I would have to go ahead and have a poo.
I suddenly realised that the person who had entered the bathroom was now entering the cubicle next to me in quite a hurry and I heard clothing being rapidly undone and she sat down rather quickly. Almost immediately I heard her fart noisily followed by what sounded like a very loose bowel movement indeed. I decided that from the sound of what I could hear she wasn’t going to be bothered by me pooing next door so started to push my own poo out. My own poo was somewhat on the soft side but nothing to what it sounded like was happening next door.
I sat there for a few moments enjoying my own poo and the sounds and smells coming from the next cubicle. After a couple of minutes I wiped up and exited my cubicle. The woman next door seemed to be still in full flow with no sign of stopping. There was quite a pungent aroma in the bathroom, a mixture of my poo and the other woman’s diarrhoea. Having washed my hands I left the bathroom not knowing who was in the other cubicle. However I found out later on when I was asked to go and help out in the main office as X had had to go home unwell.
The second time was about a week later. I had just sat myself on the loo and was aware that I definitely needed a poo. I hadn’t been for a couple of days, which is quite unusual for me but I could feel things starting to move so thought I’d better see what happened. As I started to push I could feel the end of my poo beginning to emerge slowly. It felt like it was quite hard and I thought it might take a while. Once again I heard the bathroom door open and someone rush into the other cubicle. I could hear them moaning slightly as what was obviously a very loose poo exploded into the toilet bowl.
I sat back in my cubicle and waited as my poo slowly pushed its way out whilst listening to what was going on next door. I was right about my poo being hard and it stretched my hole as it came out and whilst I normally prefer something softer it wasn’t unpleasant, although this may have been helped by what was going on around me.
I thought I heard the door to the bathroom open and thought that whoever it was was going to have a bit of a wait as I didn’t think either of us would be leaving our cubicle very soon. I wasn’t sure if someone was waiting or whether they’d just come in to put something in the bin and gone out again.
Below me a long snake of poo gradually slid down into the water and curled round the bowl. Eventually it broke off and was followed by a couple of bits of softer poo before I decided I was done and wiped up and flushed. The woman next door was still exploding into the toilet. As I flushed I thought I heard a noise from outside the cubicle and realised that someone was waiting.
As I came out of the cubicle I saw it was one of the Science staff waiting. She looked relived that a cubicle was now free and rushed in almost as I came out. Once in the cubicle she wasted no time and as I washed my hands I could hear her exploding into the loo. There was an interesting smell in the ladies to say the least.
I don’t know who the other person was as it wasn’t anyone from Admin. Any way on the Friday we had snow and school was closed. The following week it seemed like things were back to normal. I appeared to have managed to avoid the bug. However last Sunday I wasn’t so sure. Just after lunch I felt a strange feeling in my stomach and headed for the loo as a matter of urgency where what can only be described as an extremely loose poo exploded into the toilet bowl. My stomach felt a little delicate for the rest of the day but in fact I didn’t get any more loose motions.
That is until today almost a week later. I woke up this morning with an urgent need for a poo which turned out to be definitely loose. In fact I think if I’d stayed in bed any longer I probably wouldn’t have got there in time.
Since then I’ve had several more loose poos which are definitely becoming more liquid as time goes by. In fact the last one really was just a brown sludge. My stomach is making interesting noises and flipping around so I don’t think I’m finished yet.
By:
lovetopoo
Age:
46-50
,
Female
