I Give Snarky Answers to Stupid Questions

It Turns Out There Are Both Stupid Questions AND Stupid People.

By: booradley

Written on December 6th, 2009

If you come on EP and and ask something idiotic, something that smacks of asshattery, ask a question just to seek validation for ****** behaviour, expect me to do your homework, or ask something with a blatantly obvious answer; I will either treat you like the moron you are so eager to prove that you are or I will write out a joke response. Exactly why should I be polite to you when you aren't polite enough to think about things before you type them out or take the time to do your own work?

The only people who say "there are no stupid questions, only stupid people" are the very kind of people that ask stupid questions.

By: booradley

Age: 22-25

264 people have read this story

Email:

Username:

Password:

Birthday:

By clicking "Post", you confirm that you agree to the Terms of Service of Experience Project, Inc.

6 responses

booradley

"His gift is meant... FOR YOU!"

Dec 7, 2009
2 likes
WhoTheHellAreYou

I wish Boo Radley worked out in his home.

Imagine a buffed up, pale dude coming at you

in the middle of the night.

It could become

'To Kill A Mockingbird 2 : Boo Radley Returns'

Dec 7, 2009
1 like
booradley

A while back. I've picked it up again but I haven't read through it all the way again yet.

Dec 7, 2009
1 like
WhoTheHellAreYou

So... how long ago did you

read 'To Kill A Mockingbird'?

Dec 7, 2009
1 like
booradley

Exactly. I think this site should have a forum in addition to the Q & A section and group discussion boards, it could potential solve a lot of problems on the site. Ah well.

Dec 6, 2009
1 like
booradley

It's "here, here."

No, that's not a stupid question. Homonyms are awkward. "My boyfriend beats me, should I keep going out with him?" and "Will the world end in 2012, OMG we're all going to die!!?" are stupid questions.

Dec 6, 2009
1 like

Your Response