Theater Feeti went barefoot to the movies tonight. i've never done that before. i was at a friends and didnt have shoes with me and we were driving around at 10:00 and decided to go to a movie. she asked if i wanted to go buy a pair of flipflops or something. i just said **** it, i'll go barefoot. i always take my shoes off in the movies anyway. i dont know if anyone noticed when we were buying our tickets outside. the guy that took our tickets in the lobby gave my feet an funny look and kind of smiled but didnt say i wasnt allowed in. i stood in line to buy an icee and i got 2 or 3 weird looks but no one said anything. one teenage girl gave me a truly disgusted look in the lobby though. i mean, she looked absolutely repulsed. like being barefoot in the lobby of a movie theater was the dirtiest thing i could do. i bet that ***** didnt notice the black stains between the bottom of her own feet and her ******* flipflops. and she was smoking outside before we came in. her lungs are way ******* dirtier than my soles will ever get. so we went in the theater and the ground was really sticky and it was kinda gross at first but i didnt mind after a minute. it was dark in the theater and there werent that many people so no one noticed. there wasnt anyone in front of us so i put my dirty bare feet up on the seat in front of me the whole time. when i got home the stickiness had warn off but the bottoms of my soles were totally ******* filthy. i mean, they were basically black all over. but i did it and i'm proud of myself for it. **** shoes! just go barefoot!
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