Can We Say Awkward?
I was partying in a large city for New Year's. My sister, some friends and I were in the super-crowded street, surrounded by drunk strangers. I was tipsy, but not so drunk to want to kiss a stranger. However, apparently my inhibitions weren't as intact as I thought, because before the night was through, I'd kissed one guy who wouldn't leave me the hell alone, and two more kissed my cheek. I'd never seen any of them before in my life. Being my prudish, OCD self, I spent a large portion of the night after this cracking herpes jokes and waiting for an opportunity to sanitize my face (just like I do at work when a dog licks my face too much). Oh, well. :S