on tuesday our teacher gave us a paper that made me laugh.

here what it sais :

The tourist's Prayer

Heavenly father,

Look down on ur humble tourists,who travel,mailing postcards,walking around in drip-dry underwear,carrying armfuls of souvenirs.

We beseech u that our plane b on time,that we receive our very own baggage at each stop,that our overweight baggage goes unnoticed n that customs officials b always understanding.

We pray that the phones work,the operators speak our tongue n that there is no mail waiting from our children causing us to cancel the rest of the trip.

Lead us to good,inexpensive restaurants,where the wine is included in the price of the meal n the coffee is not as strong as the drink!

Give us strength to visit museums n cathedrals but if we skip historical sites to take a nap,have mercy on us for our flesh is weak.

Keep our husbans from lookin at the local ladies n from makin fools of themselves in the nightclubs n please dont forgive them as we know what they do!

Protect our wives from bargains they cant afford ,lead them not into temptation for they know not what they do.

And when the trip is over,grant us the favour of finding someone who will look at the photos n watch the movies.

We ask this in the name of the airline,the hotel n the holy representative



amysangels amysangels
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7 Responses Mar 15, 2010


Funny one indeed<br />

im glad :)

heh u r good. she teaches leisure n recreation

hm yeah shes better i think from other teachers.

omg u remember that heh heh<br />
amen! :)

is funny and clever prayer heh