So a guy sends me a pic...FIRST message...and he thinks I want to see his penis...

I asked him if it could talk.
He lol'd and said, "Maybe. Why?"

I said because your schlong looks like a Muppet. "Beaker" to be exact. It was truly uncanny.

He blocked me. :(
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13 Responses Apr 14, 2016

Hahaha.... Was it wide eyed and frowning? This is so friggin funny!!

That is funny!!!!

Oh my god. Funny :)

It never ceases to amaze me that a guy thinks that is a good way to start a conversation with a woman.

Hahahaha! High five to you!

That's is the best blocked story ever!!

LOL this is so fcking funny. And yes to the all men out there, we are, women really didnt want to see your penis as a first message/during the conv NOT before we had met.

😂😂 Truly a great response. I love it.

Are you sad because he won't be sending anymore penis photos?

Lol very funny

You said schlong. I haven't heard that in forever

Thats hilarious! :)


Oooooo that's cruel. That would hurt me...

would love to have you on my tumblr blog!