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Bananna Space Launch

I was 12. We had an aunt that was staying with us. I was in the family bathroom on my knees and elbows.I had found that a banana placed int the anus would cause immediate,face crushing ******. There was my "reading material" spread out. I was massaging for all I was worth, placed theĀ  banana, the eruption hit. I closed my eyes, and the face crush began. I heard a noise, and opened my eyes. My aunt was standing there watching. Immediately the banana launched into orbit, and hit the wall with a thud. What can you do? The look on her face was somewhere between disgust, laughter, and " I've got the goods on you". That was forty years ago. She still gives me that look when she wants absolute agreement out of me at family events.
bungman11 bungman11 56-60, M 5 Responses Dec 29, 2011

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So funny! Great story! Thank you for sharing and putting a smile on my face!

Lmao, that's hilarious. And I sure hope you're always extra nice to her, dont want that family secret coming out in the open lol.

Lol. Very funny.

Wow, that's good. She certainly did have the goods on you buddy, and you're probably glad she kept them under wraps.

Very funny, Thanks for sharing.