Bananna Space LaunchI was 12. We had an aunt that was staying with us. I was in the family bathroom on my knees and elbows.I had found that a banana placed int the anus would cause immediate,face crushing ******. There was my "reading material" spread out. I was massaging for all I was worth, placed the banana, the eruption hit. I closed my eyes, and the face crush began. I heard a noise, and opened my eyes. My aunt was standing there watching. Immediately the banana launched into orbit, and hit the wall with a thud. What can you do? The look on her face was somewhere between disgust, laughter, and " I've got the goods on you". That was forty years ago. She still gives me that look when she wants absolute agreement out of me at family events.
bungman11 56-60, M 5 Responses 4 Dec 29, 2011