Wife's Surprise topless birthday Video Disaster for hubby, and a few hundred othersWell, here goes the story of Lori, the real life embarrassed naked wife! My video is all over the internet, here is how it happened.. I help run a volunteer group for heart disease at my job, I was in charge of signing people up for our ten mile summer walk. Been doing this for four years, well not any more!! The woman at my work Lisa, who did all the communicating quit this year, so now it's my job, and the rest is history. So, . Last year for my Husbands 40th I let my friend Stacey(and her very gay brother Bill) know that I wanted to make a sexy video for my hubby. and send it to him while he was away for work during his birthday. I have known these two all my life, I worked with Stacey as well. I have taken nude photos for him over the years, but he was the photographer, he really enjoyed it, Honestly, I even emailed a few to him, regular cell phone pictures, so I thought I would surprise him with a video, step it up since he had to spend his birthday away. Do something a little crazy, well crazy for me, even though I was always nervous about doing them. So her goes your 38 year old, still kind of cute little blonde wife, who is still feeling a bit bad that her bikini had to be retired two years ago! Oh, and yes a decent size D Cup pair of hooters, that I generally kept well wrapped up!
The first video we shot was lame, we did in my bra and panties, I felt weird taking my bra off in front of Bill and for some reason this entire thing felt like a bad idea, so I decided to keep my bra on, did a little dance and ended it. I started getting dressed, put my jeans on and Stacey said that the video was awful after we watched it. You can't send him that crap ! I had to at least remove my bra, and shake my bare **** around for him. No one would see it anyway!! so I agreed and for those who have seen the video, I kind of reluctantly removed my bra, and I am completely topless ! I felt very embarrassed, the video was awful, so we shot a couple others, which I relaxed a bit, they were a little better. Well, ten minutes after we were done shooting them, life never been the same since! This turned out to be although very, very funny to everyone, the most embarrassing thing I could have every imagined has about to happen. Beyond Embarrassing! I don't think there is a word in the English language to describe the level of embarrassment I felt the next 48 hours!
To add to the humiliation of everyone I know getting to see me topless, the first video was very poorly done to boot, we were all laughing at it after it was finished, it just made me look like a topless idiot! It was just plain ridiculous. That is why we shot the two other videos. The video I am referring to features me reluctantly removing my bra, which I proudly admit, I look great in a bra or bathing suit! Clearly my sexiest look, which is another reason I wanted to shoot the video with my bra on. My boobs are not bad for my age, but I was almost 40, and my boobs were a little saggy compared to my younger days! About ten seconds into the video, the bra goes up over my head, and there are my bare **** spilling out of my bra with my arms up over my head for the world to see. World class highlights such as me laying on the bed topless doing nothing but looking embarrassed, with my D cup **** shaking and jiggling all over the place every time I moved around on the bed, not quite as they looked 15 yeadrs ago, before having three kids! So, the next great highlight includes will hitting his head on the dreaded ceiling fan, almost killing himself, me laying on the bed topless and screaming "Watch your head"! !!!! Then come the really mortifying and embarrassing special effects like typing "Happy Birthday" under my **** during the entire one minute video. Oh, the very worst part was the 3 or 4 super close up-zoom shots of my nipples! Which became for some reason was the most embarrassing part of the very embarrassing video. Because the stupid ceiling fan was on, I was getting cold, and my nipples got rock-hard towards the end in the video. They were making jokes and zoomed in like three times on my erect nipples.
So this is where hubby gets the video, click send. This is where complete disaster stuck I was on my computer before they came over to do the video, I had emails open and I forgot. I had the email for the ten mile walk half typed, I opened a new email and I could not figure out how to attach the video to the email from my phone, so I let Stacey do it. Well guess where it gets attached, TO MY 255 MEMBER HEART DISEASE GROUP!! SUBJECT - JULY TEN MILE WALK.....THE ATTACHMENT simply reads "LORI'S BIG BIRTHDAY *******" The other videos and individual photos were also attached, but something was wrong with most of those attachments, people could not open them thank god!! So, Stacey, in error I am told managed to send my half written email to my entire 255 member, heart disease/volunteer group I am involved in through work, in addition to hubby!!!! This email gets sent that was about a time change for a volunteer event we were holding. So off the email goes, attached to the e mail is my mortifying topless Video!! Dozens of co workers! My Family, neighbors, all the parents of my kids friends EVERYONE I KNOW IS GOING TO SEE ME TOPLESS ! Not to mention the four or five still photos that were attached, they were just as bad. For years I have seen my co workers looking at my boobs, people at the pool. Well they were all about to get a really good look, and the girls were getting close to forty and gravity had started taking over a little! I am a cute, fairly confident women, but for some reason I was a bit self conscious about my ****, they were an A plus with a bra on, and a B minus with it off! I knew they were getting saggy! They were about to SEE MY KIND OF SAGGY BIG NAKED **** !!!!!!
I opened up my email the next morning before everyone got up with my coffee like always, only to discover like 50
or so e mails in the inbox, when I began reading the captions, I was in utter shock when I saw a pile of emails, my heart started racing. They read things like "Damn u have nice big **** Lori", "Lori you have big areolas, hard, sexy nipples" .I was freaking out!!! I was afraid to even open the emails, I am just reading the captions!., Aunt Lori, thanks for the video, oh if you were not aware, we got to see your boobs! (loved reading that!), OH my favorite from my father in law" (he tried to be nice " Dear, I know this seems bad, but people will forget..Oh, I thought they would be bigger..Just kidding!" MANY SAID THAT! That was the first email I read, then I started reading all of them, Hubby's was buried in there, He did not notice all the others copied on it, He liked it though.. ,...I never felt panic like this, EVER. This did not just happen! i sat there for close to a half hour with my heart pounding frozen in pure embarrassment and panic. How do I even begin to explain this to work, my neighbors!! What is pathetic, , It took me that long to totally access the magnitude of just how awful this was.. There is no way I can undo this. HOLY ****, I JUST EMAILED A VIDEO OF MY BARE **** TO EVERYONE I KNOW!
I started the horrifying process of reading the rest of the replies, more were coming in as people woke up, I looked so shocked when my kids got up and did not wanted to say what occurred, my oldest asked me why my face was so red, andI just lied and said I was sick. They left, I sat back down and realized just how bad this was, everyone now has seen me topless, and has a video of me half naked to keep forever. What do you say to the guy who has sat in the cubicle next o you for the past seven years, who now is the proud owner of a one minute video of his boss' bare **** jiggling around for sixty seconds with "Happy Birthday" typed underneath! With those extra embarrassing close up shots of my hard/erect nipples. For some reason the close ups of my nipples embarrassed me a lot.It just seems like once everyone gets a super close shot of your nipples, you are now really naked, it's official! ! I have attached many of the jokes at my expense that turned me bright red for the first year or so. So, I have spent the past three years extremely embarrassed though it gets better in time. I grew up watching those stupid eighties movies where at the end the prom queen ends up somehow standing naked while everyone in the school, laughs, points and whistles and her big jiggling naked ****! Well, that is me Lori, I lost my top in front of the entire world! You can find my video all over the internet.. And yes, below you will find the many birthday cards with my bare **** on it that have circulated between my co workers, my neighbors and hubby's friends. So guys & gals, enjoy some of the many beyond embarrassing birthday cards and jokes featuring me saying "Happy Birthday" to my friends & family, while topless!
Below is a supposed photo of my Brother in law's ba
Eventually, I did not think this could get more embarrassing, the VERY WORST which I saved for last, a few months after the video went out, one of my neighbor's who worked in IT, figured out how to recover the damaged other attachments, including the third video where I got completely naked for a quick second! And the other photos, YES COMPLETELY NAKED PHOTOS! My hubby laughed at this entire thing, when it was just mostly my co workers, until THIS ! all remaining neighbors, his buddies, his brothers saw me in all my glory. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD REGRET MY #1 SOCCER MOM BUMPER STICKER ON MY CAR THIS MUCH! The invite to my neighbor's party, featuring the final huge embarrassing joke, yep, ME, LORI COMPLETLEY NAKED ON THE BIRTHDAY INVITE!