Naked Suit

Please forgive me if this is the wrong place to share this, but I couldn't find anything remotely close. It's rather funny though. Last Halloween I bought a naked suit from a costume shop. It is pretty realistic with genital hair, penis and nipples...set me back a couple hundred.

I wore it to a party and everyone got a kick out of it. But after leaving the party, I went to my car in it and two women were out on the sidewalk. When they saw me, they thought I was really naked because one of them shrieked and told the other one to call the police. It was pretty dark and they were far enough away that I could see how they might think that.

So I started walking towards them to explain and they freaked out and started running. I shouted after them that it was just a costume, but I couldn't take it off to show them because I was naked underneath.

I ran to my car and hauled *** home...last time I will do that.
cobi48 cobi48
46-50, M
2 Responses Jan 7, 2013

that is too funny. I love it. You should add a pic to the story

thats a little crazy