I Got Caught Naked
During the 80's and 90's in Germany, I used to go out walking naked at night through the middle of the city after drinking a few.
One night after partying at my favorite bar, I was walking home through the city at around 2 a.m. There was a fest going on, so there were was a beer tent and some stands set up in the market place (city square).
After stripping off all of my clothes in an alley, I hid them, and walked out onto the square. It was deserted, and I walked around it between the stands. My intention was to walk all the way around, and return to my clothes.
I was about halfway around, and was standing by the fountain, when two security guards, a man and a woman, passed me about 20 or 30 yards away. At first, they didn't seem to notice me. But the man turned his head, then so did the woman.
They both stared at me, and I was a bit worried to say the least. I turned and walked back to the alley as they watched. Then they just kept walking. I really lucked out on that one. I got dressed and went on home, wondering why they didn't say anything. Maybe they just thought I was crazy or something.
One night after partying at my favorite bar, I was walking home through the city at around 2 a.m. There was a fest going on, so there were was a beer tent and some stands set up in the market place (city square).
After stripping off all of my clothes in an alley, I hid them, and walked out onto the square. It was deserted, and I walked around it between the stands. My intention was to walk all the way around, and return to my clothes.
I was about halfway around, and was standing by the fountain, when two security guards, a man and a woman, passed me about 20 or 30 yards away. At first, they didn't seem to notice me. But the man turned his head, then so did the woman.
They both stared at me, and I was a bit worried to say the least. I turned and walked back to the alley as they watched. Then they just kept walking. I really lucked out on that one. I got dressed and went on home, wondering why they didn't say anything. Maybe they just thought I was crazy or something.