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I Still Laugh About It

The postman may always ring twice, but I know a certain UPS man that is glad he didn’t lol.  I wasn’t expecting any deliveries and since it was washing day I had no clothes on.   (I like to wash everything at once).  The doorbell rang and I was expecting someone special to arrive so I yelled, “come on in.”  Little did I know it was the UPS man delivering a package.  He just stood there for a few moments and then dropped the package off and left. 


It gets worse.  I decided to take a class at the local community college.  The professor preferred that we sit alphabetically by last name.  You guessed it!! The UPS man was in the same class and his name started with the same letter as mine.  We ended up having to work on several projects together. 


It gets even worse.  I am minding my own business going to church.  One Sunday I look up and there the UPS man was in the pew in front of me.  He and his wife decided to join the church.  She knows now the whole embarrassing story and surprisingly she still likes me.  Oh well speaking of laughing at myself from my earlier post; every time I think about this I laugh hard.


fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 75 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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Great story. I'm sure he sees naked women all the time while he's out on his route. A friend of mine used to walk house to house reading gas meters. He had one customer who would sunbath nude behind the house near the meter so he would see her.

smart gal

Cool. Lucky him!

A great story, I was laughing along with you.

cute. I would have had to groan and ask God why he was torturing me! LOL


next time - didhe skip ringing altogether? :-)

OMG!!! Do you want to crawl under a rock every time you see him

I am not sure what you are asking me mm63. Yes, it is a story I posted here over 4 years ago. It happened a longer than that ago though.

Why shouldn't he still like you. You committed no wrong. The human body is beautiful and being naked is natural. Everyone gets naked during the course of the day. It's just people like you and I get naked more than the average person.

Bet he was shocked for me meter reader looked in window saw me i just waved to him so not as bad but i did meet woman fedex driver at resort that delivers to me

yes great story could have been much different if he thought you wanted to get laid.

If I'm sittting in your house and you parade aound Naked in front of me; And Hell yes I;ll follow you back up sstairs..


With any luck, he laughs about it, too!

Haha. I loved it! Small world huh? But it must have been a relief knowing that you at least got to tell him he got a bonus treat because it was someone else you were expecting? Well... if he truly chose to take your word for it, that is ;)

I'd joined EP a while back but only just recently got to looking around and found this "experience." I posted mine then read something that was clearly fictitional. I thought these stories were supposed to be first hand experiences. Then I read yours - THANK YOU for being real (and honest).

I'm laughing too~ +1 for the cute story, and I'm glad things turned out okay at every encounter.

I'm sure the UPS guy has seen many things going up to stranger's homes. I live a little way out of town so I often putter around in the yard naked during warm summer days. Several times I have met the UPS driver and accepted a package while naked. No problem, not mentioned. <br />
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One day I was naked in my yard and the female Post Office driver came up my driveway with a package that needed a signature. She said nothing about my nudity and delivered the mail. Ever since that day she just leaves a note in my box to come to the post office.

How's that motto go? Rain, hail, sleet and snow and naked postal customers, the mail must get through!

I just love being nude also but the UPS person was a women that caught me sun bathing nude. She just smile and left the package telling me to have a nice day. Every time she comes now she says to me, not sun bathing today? That always make be smile too.

The ups Delivers

Which church is that? Wish it was mine

We would have to put you in the front pew to keep you out of trouble.

Darlin, you know me all too well

It is nice you can laugh about it.

It is good you van laugh at this.

ooops! haha

That had to be the "career delivery" for the UPS guy.

As a former (retired now) delivery man myself, I have a couple of times encountered naked ladies at delivery points. One was embarrassed and darted around the corner to grab a towel, and the other one wasn't phased by it at all. In fact she stood in the door on her front porch and asked to borrow my pen to sign for the package.

Almost happened to me thos morning. Was lounging around in just a t shirt when the bell rang. Got to the door and fortunately realised had nothing on from the waist down. Just had time to nip back and put some shorts on. <br />
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So i almost know how you feel FG. Xx

My 'Caught Naked' story is very similar. It involved someone I see on at least a weekly basis. You can't help but laugh about it. When you see the other person on a regular basis in other situations you really have no choice but to laugh. Things like this keep life interesting.

Hillarious! Provided a great laugh just when I needed one. Thanks.

small *** world aint it?


-Hey check this out! Wash day tomorrow?<br />
-Wash day tomorrow.<br />
-Nothing clean right?<br />
-Nothing clean right. Give me your clothes.


LOL Nudy!

LOL, most UPS men are pretty dayum hot even though they have to wear those fugly uniforms. I read somewhere that UPS was hiring seriously.

I don't know anyone at my church who would wash clothes nude...The UPS guy was quite noble!

LOL is it nudie?

FG, That is wonderful.

My former and him ended up being friends and playing golf and going to races and stuff together. It was really strange for a while. I think they are still friends actually.

What a great story! I really got a laugh out of it. I have been caught naked the same way, but thank God it wasn't some one I got to Church with.

DD, I posted my pictures DD but remember I took them down. Of course they weren't naked but having a stalker does not allow me to post things as I would wish. <br />
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JR, I have posted stories about my OB/GYN. He got his college degree through the military and was a fighter pilot. He has the most miraculous hands and I love the way they feel. He is awesome and always notices the outfits I choose for him. I was in there just recently and I had on my new boots. He noticed them right away and made comment about how the heels were made. I just like him so much. He is a great OB/GYN.

I am still waiting to see what the UPS man saw. Any pictures from the toes up?<br />
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FG loved your story and it was so funny. Thank you for sharing. Oh btw I nodded of your last comment. Very nice. And were is the different story?

No, but my OB/Gyn is very sexy and my nipples get hard when he touches me but that is a completely different story.

And it gets worse. You found out your OB/GYN is retiring and you've been assigned to a new Dr. You arrive only to find it's the UPS man. He's only been delivering packages as a second source of income to pay off medical school bills.

Well I could imagine that was shocking for both of you but it's funny how those things work out! I mean it wasn't just that he caught you when he was delivering mail but you had to be around him twice more for and once for a lengthy period of time?! Sheesh! Sounds like you have "Daffy Duck Luck" like me! (Ya know when Daffy tells Elmer to Shoot Bugs Bunny now but Elmer shoots Daffy?) ;)

LOL glad you could laugh. I do now but didn't then.


LOL maybe Colin<br />
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Gotta love the pink flames.

Bet he's just jealous that his own wife isn't a naturist like you.

I got em. Would you like a hot pink bag to go with that? And if your naked everthing will match. Hey...I got shoes with pink flames too.

LOL, well I was just thinking of ordering a hot pink one.

You don't need any bowling balls delivered do ya?

Ok, and HOW could this possibly be my fault? I am the one always telling you to put some dayum clothes on, after all... LOL

That sounds about right, the only person you really do not want to see at church is right there!<br />
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Funny! Thanks for sharing

I am glad. thanks for the comments.

LOL true

Yes, it's a small world after all, or possibly just a small town lol

LOL, now I could handle the naked guys. I would just start carrying a yard stick, hold it up, and ask if they can measure up. lol

Not to mention all the naked guys that would greet you at the door! Good deal!<br />
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I told the HR specialist that called me I would consider that. I think I would look pretty dayum hot in those shorts this summer. lol<br />
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HEHE, maybe Fedex should hire me as a HR specialist. lol

Careful, fungirl!<br />
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I think you will have a whole bunch of guys signing up to be UPS and FedEx drivers at this rate...LOL<br />
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Great story, BTW...*grins*

FG... Did you apply for driver position? If so, I'm moving to your area, and I'm going to answer the door

I will NEVER tell. You can eliminate my experiences because I am not a member of the group lol.<br />
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Actually Fed Ex is hiring in my area and I applied Monday for a job Leon.

Okay, fungirl, fess up. What experience? What post??

SD, Me too! I would be horrified.

LOL I will tell you a little secret. There is a picture of me posted on one of the experiences in here lol.

I know you have worked hard to have your body and I am happy for you. I have found that women who are not proud of there are the ones who would not think it is funny if someone caught them nude.<br />
When are you going to show a picture from the toes up<br />
-->^ ...Dew

Ohh, I would be mortified if that happened to me! That is a funny story though. Just hope they don't tell their kids that story someday.

I know. I am in one of those moods.


Thanks pixa.<br />
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oh Chris only in your dreams, but throw in some peanut butter and we will see what we can do.

FG... I think I was that UPS man...

That was hilarious!!! Thanks for the chuckle :-)

I am almost always nekked. If I plan a delivery I usually put clothes on these days but I love being naked.