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I Still Laugh About It

The postman may always ring twice, but I know a certain UPS man that is glad he didn’t lol.  I wasn’t expecting any deliveries and since it was washing day I had no clothes on.   (I like to wash everything at once).  The doorbell rang and I was expecting someone special to arrive so I yelled, “come on in.”  Little did I know it was the UPS man delivering a package.  He just stood there for a few moments and then dropped the package off and left. 


It gets worse.  I decided to take a class at the local community college.  The professor preferred that we sit alphabetically by last name.  You guessed it!! The UPS man was in the same class and his name started with the same letter as mine.  We ended up having to work on several projects together. 


It gets even worse.  I am minding my own business going to church.  One Sunday I look up and there the UPS man was in the pew in front of me.  He and his wife decided to join the church.  She knows now the whole embarrassing story and surprisingly she still likes me.  Oh well speaking of laughing at myself from my earlier post; every time I think about this I laugh hard.


fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 80 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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Great story. I'm sure he sees naked women all the time while he's out on his route. A friend of mine used to walk house to house reading gas meters. He had one customer who would sunbath nude behind the house near the meter so he would see her.

smart gal

Cool. Lucky him!

A great story, I was laughing along with you.

cute. I would have had to groan and ask God why he was torturing me! LOL

That is too funny. Do you think he envisions you naked everytime he sees you? I bet he does...;-)


next time - didhe skip ringing altogether? :-)

OMG!!! Do you want to crawl under a rock every time you see him

I am not sure what you are asking me mm63. Yes, it is a story I posted here over 4 years ago. It happened a longer than that ago though.

Why shouldn't he still like you. You committed no wrong. The human body is beautiful and being naked is natural. Everyone gets naked during the course of the day. It's just people like you and I get naked more than the average person.

Bet he was shocked for me meter reader looked in window saw me i just waved to him so not as bad but i did meet woman fedex driver at resort that delivers to me

yes great story could have been much different if he thought you wanted to get laid.

If I'm sittting in your house and you parade aound Naked in front of me; And Hell yes I;ll follow you back up sstairs..


With any luck, he laughs about it, too!

Haha. I loved it! Small world huh? But it must have been a relief knowing that you at least got to tell him he got a bonus treat because it was someone else you were expecting? Well... if he truly chose to take your word for it, that is ;)

I'd joined EP a while back but only just recently got to looking around and found this "experience." I posted mine then read something that was clearly fictitional. I thought these stories were supposed to be first hand experiences. Then I read yours - THANK YOU for being real (and honest).

I'm laughing too~ +1 for the cute story, and I'm glad things turned out okay at every encounter.

I'm sure the UPS guy has seen many things going up to stranger's homes. I live a little way out of town so I often putter around in the yard naked during warm summer days. Several times I have met the UPS driver and accepted a package while naked. No problem, not mentioned. <br />
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One day I was naked in my yard and the female Post Office driver came up my driveway with a package that needed a signature. She said nothing about my nudity and delivered the mail. Ever since that day she just leaves a note in my box to come to the post office.

How's that motto go? Rain, hail, sleet and snow and naked postal customers, the mail must get through!

I just love being nude also but the UPS person was a women that caught me sun bathing nude. She just smile and left the package telling me to have a nice day. Every time she comes now she says to me, not sun bathing today? That always make be smile too.

The ups Delivers

Which church is that? Wish it was mine

We would have to put you in the front pew to keep you out of trouble.

Darlin, you know me all too well

It is nice you can laugh about it.

It is good you van laugh at this.

ooops! haha

That had to be the "career delivery" for the UPS guy.

fungirlmmm,<br />
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Do you still see this guy every so often?<br />
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Bare Hugs<br />

As a former (retired now) delivery man myself, I have a couple of times encountered naked ladies at delivery points. One was embarrassed and darted around the corner to grab a towel, and the other one wasn't phased by it at all. In fact she stood in the door on her front porch and asked to borrow my pen to sign for the package.

Almost happened to me thos morning. Was lounging around in just a t shirt when the bell rang. Got to the door and fortunately realised had nothing on from the waist down. Just had time to nip back and put some shorts on. <br />
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So i almost know how you feel FG. Xx

My 'Caught Naked' story is very similar. It involved someone I see on at least a weekly basis. You can't help but laugh about it. When you see the other person on a regular basis in other situations you really have no choice but to laugh. Things like this keep life interesting.

fungirlmmm,<br />
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This is one of the best stories on EP. I love the fact you kept running into this guy.<br />
Good thing you were dressed for the other encounters.<br />
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Bare Hugs<br />