Today I have committed myself to being nude for at least 24 hours and will easily accomplish it.  But, there was no way I was going to spend such a beautiful day indoors.  I decided to drive to a place (nude) where I could hike nude.  It was great.  I had the trail completely to myself.  I was in the parking lot looking at a guide to the area I was in to see if there were any other places that I could experience nude.  A car pulled up and a young woman got out.  I didn't pay her any attention, because there was no reason she would approach my car.  WRONG!  She walked past my car and turned back.  I didn't realize she was heading my way until she was at my window.  She wanted to know if there was a restroom down the trail.  The answer was yes, but she didn't hear me right away.  As she was blurting out her question, it dawned on her I was naked.  She blushed, apologized... but I could tell my the half smile on her face, she was amused.  I told her again, yes, there is a restroom and it was open.  She went back to her car and her boyfriend got out.  She clearly told him what she had seen.  She was still smiling at me when they walked past my car.  By the sneer on the boyfriend's face, I could tell he was clearly not amused. But I really didn't care what he thought.  I was having a great day.

CME360 CME360
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4 Responses Mar 5, 2010

Your are probably right. I should be more careful and not expect to be the only one, when I seem to be alone at the trail head. But I didn't the impression he was sour about not having the idea first. I think the math of giggling (and apparently happy) girlfriend plus unexpected naked guy didn't add up for him.

I bet she was!

I agree. Some people just don't get it... although I'm sure he did that night. She seemed pretty pleased with her discovery.

There's a saying from high school - "If he can't take a joke, **** him." I think that applies here.