I Got My Own Back!
It often happens, I sit down to watch a TV programme in the evening, ten minutes into it the phone rings, and yet another salesman tries to sell me something.
Recently a man was asking me if I would like a new conservatory, this particular person had phoned me three evenings already that week, feeling rather fed up with him I said "Yes, I am thinking of having one". there followed a half hour of his well rehearsed sales talk. Eventually we made an appointment.
Before saying goodbye I had to tell him that I was sorry but the lift was broken and he would have to use the stairs to get to my flat on the fifth floor. Would you believe it - he swore at me and slammed down the phone! He did not ring again after that. He maintained that he was in my area at the time, if he was then he would have seen there are only houses here.