I'm Sooo Powerful

SO YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE MALL BUYING EVERYTHING WHEN THIS MODEL TYPE ***** CAME UP AND JUST DROPPED DEAD IN MY PRESENCE. APPARENTLY I AM THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS OR SOME ****. 

YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS PROBABLY ANGER BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOU GIVEN THIS GIFT, TOTALLY NATURAL JUST GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER IF YOUR WATER IS EVEN ON.

IN OTHER NEWS I HAD SEX WITH FOUR WOMEN AT ONCE LAST NIGHT WHICH ISNT ANYTHING NEW BUT I FIGURED I SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD INSIDE, IMAGINE THE APOCOLYPSE JUST HAPPENED AS THE CAMERA FADES IN FROM BLACK AND YOU SEE A MOUNTAIN OF THOUSANDS OF BODIES AND IM JUST STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE BUSHY BEARD ON MY FACE.

I JUST DID THAT.


PunkGoesCrunk PunkGoesCrunk
31-35, M
3 Responses May 22, 2012

You guys are just jealous of my power.

Are you sure she died? I have a feeling that she simply passed out from jealousy because you looked hotter in pink panties than she ever could.<br />
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Why must you be so ghey? Is it the steroids?

*bl<x>inks* I see you've been working out a bit