She Gave Me the Finger.

When you smile and ask your wife how she is! What doen it mean when she gives you the finger? will I ever understand a woman....

usair727 usair727
7 Responses Feb 22, 2009

The History of the Middle Finger <br />
Well, here's something I feel compelled to send to my friends.<br />
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History is always more fun when you know something about its origin. <br />
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Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). <br />
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Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." <br />
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And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

Tell her to put it on your

hahahaha that sounds like lea sense she had her operation I think she would charge me 20 dollars just to look at her.

Hell... she REALLY thinks you're #1. My wife usually only gives me one... lol

im number one alright, I tried to wake her up ....she gave me the one

It depends on what she was doing at the time. If she was on the pot and you asked that, well then....

I believe that means that she thinks you are #1...