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If it's got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble!

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
21 Responses Feb 17, 2009

yea...that is truly a position of power.

I thought they would just raise their rates during the prostate exam... for overdue bills, what better time to collect than when they have your scrotum in their hands?????

LOL!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!

I wonder if that is when he gets them to pay their overdue bills? LMAO!!!!

LMAO...excellent correlation Sara!

Scrotum.... what the doctor is fondling when he tells dudes to turn their heads and cough....

Scrotum? sounds like you're trying to cough something up! haha

He he he....<br />
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scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum!!!!! <br />
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he he he

You have to do this to testicles?????

naw, man boobs don't count. Unless of course if they're big enough that he has to wear a bro or a mansiere lol.

Yeah, but everyone has ****.... even guys have ****... granted they are really small (with a few exceptions), and don't do anything, but everyone has ****. Now, some of us who have real boobies have trouble with tires, and with those among us with testicles...

spoken just like a person who has ****.... lol

From my view, I agree with Tires and Testicles and Troubles!

i take that back. actually my cars have been pretty reliable lol

Actually, I love both cars and women...but just because you love something, doesn't mean it won't give you a headache (or four or forty!), right? In fact, the more you love it, the more likely that is to be true...I cite my 1989 VW GTI 16V as a classic example of this!

Bunch of car haters around here lol. Just put both the testicles and **** together with tires and make it one statement.

Seems like some ladies like looking for "trouble"!

Tires and testicles works better... good visuals!

Innuendo... <br />
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According to the wall in the Ladies Room, that's an Italian butt plug!!!!!

And of, course, there's the corollary to this saying:<br />
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"If it's got tires or ****, it's bound to give you trouble!"<br />
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LOL! ain't that the truth? i don't know which one i've had more trouble with.