Crazy! Stage5 Clinger Xgirlfriend

So gotta crazy story for you! about 3 years ago I lived with 4
guys including my boyfriend now my husband and he had
this annoying stage 5 clinger BAD CRAZY STALKER x
girlfriend her name was Laura Cardoza, Laura would show
up at parties wherever! we were! nobody would know how
she’d find out and she’d get “too drunk” and somehow
follow my roomates home and have to stay over at our
house and always would follow my husband like a shadow
even thou me and him had been together for years but at
the time I really didnt care laura was around, she didn’t
bother me reminded me of a little girl but anyways get on
with the story so me and my husband are at this party,
getting wasted were all having a good time laura shows up
and starts flirting with my husband witch I didnt care as
much as all the other girls at the party they wanted to beat
her *** but my husband never responds to Laura so I really
wasn’t that worried but anyways nights almost over my best
friend was in town and she lived in eugene and I had to take
her home but I didn’t want to drive all the way back to
cottage grove that night and I said this in front of my
husband laura and my beezie and I took my husband home
first before I left town. he was so annihilated that we had to
drag him into the house pretty much so I put my hunny to
bed and I left. Around 6 am my roommate calls me to say
Laura truck is here and she’s not in the front room and I
drove from Eugene to cottage grove about 89 mph average
anyways I get to the house and open my door to find
Laura CardozaHOE is next to my man and first thing I do is hit my
future husband haha about 3 time in the back or the head
with my keys in my fist and he wakes up and says stop
hitting me! baby what is wrong! stop! and I point at Laura and
ask what the **** is that ***** doing in our bed! and he said
I don't know! I don't know! he look at her oddly and said
what are you doing here Laura?! and Larua looked at me then
bolted outta the room while I yelled at him and then Laura
informed me “I CAME OVER TO TALK TO HIM! HIM AND
I NEED TO TALK WITHOUT YOU HERE! I grabbed her face
and told her “you need to be quite little girl before I hurt
you” and she ran out the door after I walked away! and then
came back two mins later to tell me she was gonna "beat me
up" AND "had to leave to protect me" oh! and Laura also
informed me how she got in to my house and she said she
"I broke in" "by climbing threw the window" cuz she needed to
talk to my hunny about them and how they needed to be
together even thought she has a boyfriend and “her boyfriend”
knew she was at our hours in my bed I told her she needed
to leave and grow up and then come to find out she didn’t
have a boyfriend she was just making it up! so to all the men
out there stay away from that girl! she’s stalked every guy
she touches which is sad because she’s a pretty girl just
crazy! I've had ridiculous amount of people tell me to send
this story in lol
CottageGroveStories CottageGroveStories
31-35, M
5 Responses Jul 23, 2010

AW wonderful Laura finally saw this I bet she missed it when her stalking story was on Howard Stern show :(

AW wonderful Laura finally saw this I bet she missed it when her stalking story was on Howard Stern show :(

AW wonderful Laura finally saw this I bet she missed it when her stalking story was on Howard Stern show :(

1. Where can I meet this girl! She sounds quite lovely to me!<br />
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2. I'm referring to BowieGirl, not the stalker girl.<br />
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gottcha<br />
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If I follow BowieGirl's internet rantings does this make me a blog stalker? I love her beautiful mind!

Thanks for sharing. Your story would be a lot easier to read if you would use some correctly-placed punctuation throughout it occasionally. There is a little thing called a "comma", have you ever heard of those? They are quite useful for breaking up sentences. ;-) (Because when people write everything like this it is very hard to understand what they are talking about yes it is anyways do you know what I mean it is difficult to read as it all just looks like one big long rambling sentence which is very hard to read and it's almost like you're talking non<x>stop without taking a breath and anyways why do you have to put the word "anyways" in everywhere instead of simply using punctuation or beginning a new sentence or paragraph anyways I don't know but can you see how annoying this is when someone writes enormous big long sentences with no punctuation I hope so it's a very strange way to write and somewhat disturbing to read anyways good luck with your writing skills I hope they improve in the future so that we can better appreciate your stories anyways I hope you know what I mean anyways can you understand a bloody word of this I sure as hell can't! LOL) :-D