I Had a Teacher That Was Mental
i had this teacher in high school, and she had a doctorate in maths, and she was a very clever woman, but she was also a bit mental!! whenever she used to explain equations to the class, she used to jump about the front of the classroom like a bunny rabbit, and she would say like if a bunny rabbit hops 3 steps this way, and jumps 5 steps the other way until she hopped right out the classroom door, and then she would stick her head in the door and say "did you get that?" and all us kids were like "umm no, cos we were too busy laughing at you, you mental woman" this woman was actually due to get married the one year, but she called off the wedding because her cat died, and then she sold her house and moved into a convent with some nuns!!! weird woman!!! apparently she still to this day keeps tins of cat food in the boot of her car!!! lol
