I Am A Bridge

And it costs money to keep me up to code and everything. Do you have any idea how abusive people can be? They just walk all over me and think they can get away with it.

I thought about getting one of those new-fangled tolls booths, but it's so easy to deface, and then I have to pay someone--presumably one of the aforementioned abusers--to collect tolls, but then I realized...

I got me a troll. Don't need to pay for shelter, it just lives in my shade. Don't need to feed it, it just eats those who refuse to pay.

The word is symbiosis, and it really works. I'm the nicest, cleanest bridge in the area.
mononoaware mononoaware
26-30, M
Jan 22, 2013