A Funny One

When I was getting it every morning from the land lord, I would hop out of bed after sex, and I would drip a little on the floor without realizing it. Well after a week or so there was a trail of drips going from my side of the bed to the foot of the bed. One day my husband was complaining that I must be spilling coffee going to my bed. So I said I don;t drink coffee in bed, he kept bitching, so I yelled at him to ******* clean it up, don't tell me about it. Then I realized while he was cleaning up the mess, what mess he was talking about. Then I felt so proud of myself, my loving husband was on his knees cleaning up the mess i made while cheating on him. Paper towels-$1.00 Bottle of Fantastic-$4.00 Watching your husband on his knees cleaning up the mess you made with someone else- PRICELESS.
ditz ditz
46-50, F
1 Response Nov 26, 2012