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Sign over public toilet "Stand's shorter than you think!"

A J. B. Hunt truck driver and A Swift driver had just finished using the porcelain, the J.B. driver stop at the sink and started to wash his hands, but the swift driver headed straight to the exit. "Yo!" J.B. hollered, “Don’t they teach you dumb ***** to wash your hands over at that SWIFT training program?”

The SWIFT driver turned around and replied “SWIFT only excepts applicants that is bright enough to not piddle on thems fingers, dummy.”