Nobody ever kids themselves into believing a pap smear is a fun day at the doctor's office. But rarely is it more than a bit ackward... most of the time you can put your legs up on the stirrups and think of france or that guy you did a few years back who didn't know his penis from his elbow... poor guy..
anywho this magical afternoon i went in for my physical and pap...it was far from ackward it was painful..this woman took the care of a badger... I mean i'm still hurting 3 days later. And if anyone can tell me when did freakin' rectals become part of a routine anything!!!
I had the best gyno before this..he was kind and quick..and he would warm his hands before harassing me. But this woman was all torture... I've heard countless time woman say oh you have to get a female gyno..they can relate to you... well bull ****!
3 days later and my crotch still hurts... its like jesus could you be a little more gentler that's my happy part dammit!
and dont get me started on the rectal...a warning would be nice... its like whoa ma'am that's not the right place you're looking at... my *** is still in recovery...
Hope someone out there is relating to this... or at the very least enjoying my pain.