Magical Mute Button
With this horribe bastard on every channel, at least once every half hour, I am so glad that there exists in this world the Magical Mute Button. I use it a lot, actually as we have some of the most unbelievable bad local commercials on Earth. However, I take exceptional joy in muting Billy Mays. Sometimes I yell at him while he flaps his mouth soundlessly. Things like "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A MIRACLE EAR!?!?!?! and WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE KEEP HIRING YOU TO ADVERTISE THINGS!?!?!?" I know it's not the most grown-up thing to do, but it really does make me feel better.