Demons In Human SkinWhen ever I tell people I don't want children I always get the same reaction:
"i remember when I used to say that! Hehehe just wait, you will!"
Or I get a confused stare until their eyes glaze over, like they'd never even considered NOT reproducing.
I remember when I was just 13 I refused to hold my new born cousin. My former mother asked me why and when I told her it was because I hate children she went balistic! "What kind of girl hates children?!" I do.
Now my dad has a new girlfriend, now she's nice. She's actually ******* awesome, I love her, But...she has a demon.
I thought I hated kids before. I'd rather dip my head in molten lava after having my nails ripped out one by one and having them forced up my nose while having my **** cut off than put up with this demon. No actually, times that by a million billion and thats what being around this child is like. He kicks my dog when my dad isn't looking (my dog is MY baby, alright, but we'll get to that later) he ***** his pants at least once a day, he treats our house like a celebrity treats a hotel, when they stay over he runs around the house as early as he can, when they send him to bed he craps on that hes starving even though he just finished his tea of sandwhichs because he wont even eat plain pata and craps on that everything he doesnt want to eat is to hot, it acts like its got ADHD or something, it cant go without tapping or jumping or fidgeting or stomping for 5 ******* seconds, it needs constant entertainment and dad makes me let it play on MY xbox that it has now broken the controller of from throwing it when hes told its time to get off and has a tantrum, its constantly rude/smug or disobedient.
Then dad tries to explain "all children are like this"
Naw. Why wouldn't you want one?!
Children don't even appreciate the time, effort, money you wasted on them. My dads fondest memorys of me I don't even remember. Now animals on the other hand...
My dog is the best child I'll ever have. She's actually cute, as a puppy and an adult. She knows who feeds her, grooms her, walks her, plays with her, cleans up her ****, takes her to the vet when she's hurt/sick, lets her sit on the furniture when dads not home. She appreciates it. You do the same for a child and they still want, want, want,me, me,me,now,now,now! Save an animal from the side of the road, it wont forget. Raise a child, it will only look out for itself.
Why people dont adopt a child already suffering or adopt an animal that needs only love to give you loyalty, I'll never know.
FuzzyBritches 18-21 5 Responses 4 May 27, 2012