Babysitting Hell

I need to rant. Tonight I babysat for the 4th time at my church for the choir and worship teams' kids. Usually another girl helps me (she is 20 and I am 19). I was aware before tonight that she could not make it, however, I was told that someone else would be helping me out. Well, that didn't happen. I ended up with 9 kids from age 3-10, PLUS an 18 month old who had to be held at all times, lest he screams and cries. So many times tonight I wanted to tell the 18 month old to SHUT UP YOU STUPID LITTLE BRAT. Somehow I refrained. The other kids love running around and making giant messes. I could have killed them.
I never particularly enjoyed kids before, but I could tolerate them, especially for money. But after tonight, I am done. Children are selfish, annoying, rude, ugly, and disobedient. Even the church ones. I will say that there are a couple of them that I appreciate just because they don't make me want to skin them alive.
I have always had very irregular periods, and just started birth control to hopefully fix that. I was told that I may not be able to have kids when I am older because of it, and I can say that I do not give a flying crap if I can't. The End.
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3 Responses Nov 27, 2012

Thank goodness you will not be adding to the population problem, and not subjecting some other poor future teenager to what you had to go through. Children are disobedient, horrible and need a good slap. Well done you. :)

You couldn't be more right. Kids are worthless. I couldn't even tolerate the little bas tards for money. Couldn't pay me enough. Ugly little snot nosed BRATS they are. about as useful as a turd in a toilet.

You said that kids are ugly. They really are.