All Kids Are DevilsFunny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that.
Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come near me.
I see these parents in the supermarkets...you know the ones...the ones with the two kids screaming and crying because mom didn't want to buy them whatever they want. I pitty those people for making the wrong decisions in life. There is nothing more annoying than a crying baby. It's so useless because it can't communicate yet, so it just makes a lot of noise.
The minute you have kids, you stop living for yourself, and start living for that little ungrateful monster that came out of you. I don't know how people can do that to themselves. You're basically ending your life.
For some reason the little bastards are drawn to me. It's like they know I hate them, so they try their best to annoy me as much as possible. Whenever there's a little kid around, it always wants attention from me, or smiling at me, or bothering me with all kinds of stupid questions, and all I can do is act like I don't want to grab it by the hair, and fling it out the second story window!
TCat 26-30, M 88 Responses 41 Jun 10, 2007