I've Always Hated Children
Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work.
But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly annoying, jealous, petty, loud and (dare I say it?) stupid. The only people who think they're cute are people who see them in short intervals. I've never met a child who wasn't a liar. That 'innocent' line is total bullshit.
They are so manipulative if you're a weak-willed person. I can't tell you how many parents I've seen cave in to the wills of their incredibly stubborn kids. It's disgusting.
People say, "oh, well it's different when they're your own". Yeah, it's different, because now instead of taking care of them for four hours out of the day it'll be more like 12. PASS.